Some things that I have done over the years

Here are some things I have written or drawn. The things that are marked with a appear on the Aaardvark account. Anything that is marked with a was written with the help of my computer.

Things in General

• The lazy bishop to his anatomy. 1991
• The alternative map of campus 1992 A parody of the layout of The University of York campus. GIF 1983*1405*2 (142.5 KB)
• How to tease a cockroach automatically. 1991
• Are you dead? 1994
• Revenge of the inflatable provosts. 1992
• Revenge of the inflatable provosts part 2. 1993
• Deists 1991
• N.W.A. Cartoon 1992 GIF 461*367*2 (8.2 KB)
• A cartoon featuring princess Di 1993 GIF 319*270*2 (3.5 KB)
• Proof that my foot is at the end of my leg 1993
• This is a letter that I once sent to New Computer Express. 1990 Believe it or not, this letter was published!
• A a cartoon of some kids in a playground 1992 GIF 966*484*2 (25.3KB)
• An account of the great bedstealing episode of my corridor in 1993 1995 This was originally written for the 1995 Vanbrugh Yearbook which never got published.
• How to view Stereograms 1994 Contains a few images.
• The Haircut and the Sheep 1988 Animated GIF 420*190*16 (195.9KB)
• A collection of small poems wot I rote. various

Computer programs

I have also written a some computer games and other programs as part of Wacko Software.

Philosophical musings

• Why are weirdos shunned by society? 2023

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